This week's penguin: Whenever you're reading this? Happy Herring Feast Day!

This week's penguin: I can think of a lot of uses for this.

This week's penguin: Big Penguin is watching you.

This week's penguin: Well, smart-_something_, anyway.

This week's penguin: Gives a whole new meaning to the term "doctor shopping."

This week's penguin: It's only a game, right?

This week's penguin: I can't decide if I just broke the 4th wall, or only the 2nd...

This week's penguin: Some athletes, you just don't get mad.

This week's penguin: Don't you hate it when you end up with two of everything?

This week's penguin: But you have to turn it off before you sink the boat.

This week's penguin: It's a fine line. OK. Maybe not that fine.

This week's penguin: The easy way.

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This week's penguin art wallpaper is Pingoin de L'eau et Pont Japonais:

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This week's penguin: Fad diet.