This week's penguin: 'Twas a couple of nights after...

This week's penguin: Go easy on that open bar this year...

This week's penguin: I wish.

This week's penguin: Holiday parties.

This week's penguin: Packing light (for penguins.)

This week's penguin: Really really ready for snow...

This week's penguin: Penguin bureaucracy is almost as weird as ours.

This week's penguin: Gadget withdrawal.

This week's penguin: It's a fine line between appreciation and stalking.

This week's penguin: There's dangerous, and there's... dangerous.

This week's penguin: Dear enemies: Please, underestimate me. Muahahahahaha....

This week's penguin: Moving Congress to a hockey rink might improve their vibe.

This week's penguin: When not to bet.