This week's penguin: Critics everywhere.

This week's penguin: All true.

This week's penguin: A hot party indeed.

This week's penguin: Ethical? Maybe. Judgy? Never!

This week's penguin: Rule 34, appendix a: Plus a coloring book.

This week's penguin: The perils of being a niche celebrity.

This week's penguin: Exploiting grammatical fuzziness.

This week's penguin: And do not tell me the story about the farmer and the horse.

This week's penguin: Costumes bring out your inner penguin.

This week's penguin: Trend: making stuff that makes stuff.

This week's penguin: It works until they do an episode featuring your job.

This week's penguin: Logical. If potentially exhausting.

This week's penguin: OK, now I'm hungry...