This week's penguin: Retroactive opinion.

This week's penguin: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!

This week's penguin: Some days you just can't make a penguin mad.

This week's penguin: Adventures in not hauling.

This week's penguin: Why does this not already exist?

This week's penguin: On giving up, or not.

This week's penguin: Peace of mind is a good gift.