This week's penguin: You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's objectively wrong.

This week's penguin: I can absolutely vouch for the sound effects.

This week's penguin: It's always a simple solution if someone else does it.

This week's penguin: The after Halloween party can be weirder than the day itself.

This week's penguin: When the warning sign itself is too scary.

This week's penguin: The jumping spider in the kitchen has our passwords.

This week's penguin: Whereas in music, it's both.