This week's penguin: You don't even want to know option 2.

This week's penguin: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

This week's penguin: Well when you put it that way...

This week's penguin: Retroactive opinion.

This week's penguin: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!

This week's penguin: Some days you just can't make a penguin mad.

This week's penguin: Adventures in not hauling.