This week's penguin: Whereas in music, it's both.

This week's penguin: In no way is this based on a true story or anything.

This week's penguin: Entirely different definition of poetry slam.

This week's penguin: Enlightenment can wait (for dinner.)

This week's penguin: You don't even want to know option 2.

This week's penguin: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

This week's penguin: Well when you put it that way...