This week's penguin: Civic duty, but under the table.

This week's penguin: In this case, maybe let the perfect be the enemy of the creepy.

This week's penguin: Somebody's humor algorithm needs work.

This week's penguin: And put that moon back right now!

This week's penguin: Well, one, but it was an eating tournament.

This week's penguin: As problems go...

This week's penguin: A whole new level of goofy-looking for business attire.