Friday, October 16, 2020

This week's penguin: Top scorers can lose six entire penguins' worth in an afternoon.









Friday, October 09, 2020

This week's penguin: You win if you eat more fish than you brought.









Friday, October 02, 2020

This week's penguin: Any excuse...









Friday, September 25, 2020

This week's penguin: Sometimes the code itself is the sweary bit.






Nerd note: BXLE is an arguably over complicated instruction in IBM mainframe assembler. (http://www.simotime.com/asmins01.htm#BXLE
Technically, BXLE is only a swear if it's in someone else's code, and you have to maintain it.

Friday, September 18, 2020

This week's penguin: You haven't asked me to play anything yet.









Friday, September 11, 2020

This week's penguin: Your current support contract does not cover defenestration.









Friday, September 04, 2020

This week's penguin: Fulfillment - I do not think it means what I thought it meant.









Friday, August 28, 2020

This week's penguin: However, there is no such thing as too vulgar.









Friday, August 21, 2020

This week's penguin: Texting is the new intercom (ask your grandparents...)









Friday, August 14, 2020

This week's penguin: That fight wasn't the slightest bit contrived.









Friday, August 07, 2020

This week's penguin: It's an imprinting thing.









Friday, July 31, 2020

This week's penguin: Asking for a friend.









Friday, July 24, 2020

This week's penguin: Then again, doing just about anything makes me hungry.