You just can't tell a scary story to some penguins...

Yes, they really ARE that good!

Uh oh... they ARE real...

The odd little critters are from Amputheatre, the world's goriest board game... and now, you can own your very own Truly Twisted Pipecleaner character. Yes, there are a few for sale - check out the gallery at ChenilleMacabre.com/

Which is weirder, the real news or the fake news?

For the penguin who has everything.