Too much time spent in front of the "Nest & Garden" channel.

There's a new rule for finding where the good food is.

A versatile enough musician can get work just about anywhere.

By the time you finally get there, you forget what you were going to complain about in the first place.

A really long wait for a great song.

This is actually mostly true - NASA is really beaming the Beatles song "Across the Universe" across the, well, galaxy anyway.

As for the RIAA - I'm just guessing.