My motto is: "Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permananent" - Walt Kelly's 'Pogo'

This week's penguin: The author is not the slightest bit biased.

This week's penguin: Another penguin-worthy reason to exercise.

Policing the penguiverse: it's a little weird, but it works.

(Thanks to Steve Lewis for the inspiration.)

Penguins get way more vacation than we do. It's not fair, but there it is.