This week's penguin: Or zombie hedge fund managers, even!

This week's penguin: Velociraptors would be even better, but they seem to prefer Krav Maga.

This week's penguin: Some of this is true.

This week's penguin: In the penguiverse, "catering" can be a pretty loose term.

This week's penguin: Penguins' GMOs are labeled. But that doesn't necessarily help.