This week's penguin: Well? Is it easy to be green, or not?

This week's penguin: I celebrate Secular Herring Feast Day.

This week's penguin: And you know what the doctor said about that.

This week's penguin: I can quit anytime I want. I just don’t want.

This week's penguin: And a better conversationalist too.

This week's penguin: The ease of the job depends on the depth of the toolbox.

This week's penguin: Too bad there are those pesky hatchling labor laws.

This week's penguin: Because the sushi chef cancelled at the last minute.

This week's penguin: There's an even easier way.

This week's penguin: Get off my lawn.

This week's penguin: Two cute.

This week's penguin: Or it could just be projection.

This week's penguin: There'€™s probably a good market for mostly-obsolete hardware here.