This week's penguin: Make sure you post a picture of it first, though.

This week's penguin: Go ahead, try this at home. As long as you don't live near me.

This week's penguin: It’s a fine line between fashion and crazy. Too bad it’s not a fence.

This week's penguin: I only made one little change.

This week's penguin: Having a time machine means you can really indulge your hobbies.