This week's penguin: Sometimes the code itself is the sweary bit.

Nerd note: BXLE is an arguably over complicated instruction in IBM mainframe assembler. (http://www.simotime.com/asmins01.htm#BXLE) 

Technically, BXLE is only a swear if it's in someone else's code, and you have to maintain it.

This week's penguin: You haven't asked me to play anything yet.

This week's penguin: Your current support contract does not cover defenestration.

This week's penguin: Fulfillment - I do not think it means what I thought it meant.