This week's penguin: Fool me three times?

This week's penguin: Well of course it's every day.

This week's penguin: And another whopper: I can stop anytime...

This week's penguin: Based loosely on a possibly true story

This week's penguin: One fine day in the brain scanning lab...

This week's penguin: Revenge gifting?

This week's penguin: And some of them are quite odd indeed.

This week's penguin: Of course they can see into thought bubbles. They live in a cartoon!

This week's penguin: Salespenguinship, that works.

This week's penguin: 'Tis the season.

This week's penguin: All the tasteful ones are already occupied.

This week's penguin: What part of 'high score' do you not understand?

This week's penguin: Greek and Latin, either.