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This week's penguin: The illusions of kittenhood.

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This week's penguin: Being a businessbear: not as easy as it looks.

This week's penguin: For instance, there are approximately 525,600 minutes in a year.

This week's penguin: You never forget your first assembler language.

This week's penguin: Not sure which is worse.

This week's penguin: Nice long peaceful road trip.

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