This week's penguin: On giving up, or not.

This week's penguin: Peace of mind is a good gift.

This week's penguin: Except _this_ shiny new one, of course.

This week's penguin: Everything else is free, but earplugs will cost you.

This week's penguin: Does it count as cheating if it turns out to be _more_ work?

This week's penguin: Some fails are too serious to even joke about.

This week's penguin: Mother's Day traditions.

This week's penguin: Could have been worse. Could have been bagpipes.

This week's penguin: At the least, it's creative-adjacent.

This week's penguin: Yes we know it's just a subsidy, but where's the fun in that?

This week's penguin: Plausible deniability is an art.

This week's penguin: One way to cure writer's block.

This week's penguin: As long as everyone else involved does the same.