This week's penguin: OK. Me too.

This week's penguin: Lined up for an insectivore's dream job.

This week's penguin: With a stop for breakfast, of course.

This week's penguin: A little hatchling rivalry for Mother's Day.

This week's penguin: And if they _really_ think of you as a friend, they'll bum money off you, too.

This week's penguin: Parental ambition.

This week's penguin: And classes are free!

This week's penguin: This could solve the Post Office's Saturday delivery problems, too.

This week's penguin: At least, not for free.

This week's penguin: As close as it gets to Kafkaesque in the penguiverse.

This week's penguin: There is no spoon... anymore.

This week's penguin: And donuts are bad twice.

This week's penguin: Could be worse.Could have been yoga.