This week's penguin: Not until we can catch up.

This week's penguin: Both things may be true.

This week's penguin: Paint like the Old Masters, die like the Old Masters!

This week's penguin: Some customers might prefer "non-traditional"...

This week's penguin: One fine afternoon (potentially) in the path of a storm...

This week's penguin: Maybe a nice stroll? Somewhere where the sidewalks are plowed?

This week's penguin: And if they just don't care, they're too boring to be worth studying.

This week's penguin: Where did you think it would be?

This week's penguin: Smarter in the penguiverse? Or just more devious?

This week's penguin: At least in my universe.

This week's penguin: Creatively lazy.

This week's penguin: I'm sorry this essay is so long. I didn't have the GPU to generate a shorter one.

This week's penguin: If that _was_ required, I'd have made it a herring tequila decanter.