This week's penguin: I've always suspected this. http://pengcognito.com/?id=catphysics

This week's penguin: Well, I fell for it.

This week's penguin: Art. I know it when I see it.

This week's penguin: Yeah, that's a reasonable use for a time machine.

This week's penguin: Well, it _is_ good exercise. I hear.

This week's penguin: Or would that be an answer it can't question...?

This week's penguin: Anything to bring in more fans.

This week's penguin: Houdini (junior.)

This week's penguin: Chocoholic's dream vacation.

This week's penguin: The inverse relationship at gaming parties between drinking and vocal talent.

This week's penguin: Altruism only goes so far.

This week's penguin: Don't look at me - I majored in 'snacks.'

This week's penguin: It's probably a good thing you can only really see it when you're moulting...