This week's penguin: A penguin is 80 percent stomach. Me too.

This week's penguin: Bakers are makers.

This week's penguin: Highly unrealistic.

This week's penguin: And I thought _my_ hobbies were competitive...

This week's penguin: It would have been the Brady Bunch theme, but that doesn't make a good bear hat.

This week's penguin: Trick-or-treating with Captain Hook (good pirate, bad golfer), Self-Rescuing Princess, and Herring Exterminator.

This week's penguin: Do you think I overpacked?

This week's penguin: Preparing for Season of Stuff.

This week's penguin: Purely randomly coincidentally.

This week's penguin: Don't you hate it when you have a great joke lined up, and then you don't get to use it?

This week's penguin: And yet another downside to deep fakes.

This week's penguin: Ulterior motives? Never!

This week's penguin: Outranked by a butterfly?