This week's penguin: When the warning sign itself is too scary.

This week's penguin: The jumping spider in the kitchen has our passwords.

This week's penguin: Whereas in music, it's both.

This week's penguin: In no way is this based on a true story or anything.

This week's penguin: Entirely different definition of poetry slam.

This week's penguin: Enlightenment can wait (for dinner.)

This week's penguin: You don't even want to know option 2.

This week's penguin: And flaming anachronisms are allowed.

This week's penguin: Well when you put it that way...

This week's penguin: Retroactive opinion.

This week's penguin: You don't have to be _that_ consistent!

This week's penguin: Some days you just can't make a penguin mad.

This week's penguin: Adventures in not hauling.