This week's penguin: When the warning sign itself is too scary.

This week's penguin: The jumping spider in the kitchen has our passwords.

This week's penguin: Whereas in music, it's both.

This week's penguin: In no way is this based on a true story or anything.

This week's penguin: Entirely different definition of poetry slam.

This week's penguin: Enlightenment can wait (for dinner.)

This week's penguin: You don't even want to know option 2.