This week's penguin: I have that superpower too, but with lobsters and beer.

This week's penguin: Dogs have owners, cats have staff, hatchlings have minions.

This week's penguin: Oh, the penguinity...

This week's penguin: Nighthawks - Nightpenguins: It's a play on birds...

This week's penguin: 'Twas a couple of nights after...

This week's penguin: Go easy on that open bar this year...

This week's penguin: I wish.

This week's penguin: Holiday parties.

This week's penguin: Packing light (for penguins.)

This week's penguin: Really really ready for snow...

This week's penguin: Penguin bureaucracy is almost as weird as ours.

This week's penguin: Gadget withdrawal.

This week's penguin: It's a fine line between appreciation and stalking.