This week's penguin: That first product was an Eliza clone that would send the excuse straight to your pager.

This week's penguin: And I'm not afraid to press 'play'...!

This week's penguin: This is what we call a win, win, win, uh-oh.

This week's penguin: On the other flipper, the view is amazing!

This week's penguin: Not what's generally meant by zero day, but oddly similar outcome.

This week's penguin: Mmmmm.... Road herrings!

This week's penguin: It's a transactional sort of religion.