This week's penguin: You'd be surprised how many penguins make that particular fashion mistake.

This week's penguin: The bear is always right except when she isn't.

This week's penguin: The battle of how to punctuate the podcast title still smolders.

This week's penguin: Done in one.

This week's penguin: Maybe they meant knotty.

This week's penguin: Easy enough to get confused.

This week's penguin: Things you might not think to ask.

This week's penguin: the state of the art of the synthetic sense of humor.

This week's penguin: I'm writing a bot that will argue with tech support bots.

This week's penguin: The odd kind of health care that's available in the Penguiverse.

This week's penguin: If you've had the tools of your craft confiscated before air travel, your hobby is pretty bad-tailfeathers.

This week's penguin: I follow the literary convention of the cards shown having nothing to do with the reading.

This week's penguin: After the Louvre heist, Bad Influence Aunties everywhere are back on the subject.