This week's penguin: To-go to impress.

This week's penguin: And they bring home alllll their laundry!

This week's penguin: On the internet, nobody knows you're not a bear.

This week's penguin: The mind-empty part is easy, though.

This week's penguin: I am now officially a train nerd.

This week's penguin: Making homework recreational.

This week's penguin: You're gonna need a bigger air fryer

This week's penguin: If there isn't a "Maker's Mash-up Emporium" there should be.

This week's penguin: Even when the gig isn't a dinner party, it is one.

This week's penguin: This kind of thing happens at my house all the time.

This week's penguin: But humans should wear cows. Or broccoli. Or cake.

This week's penguin: With great power comes… oh nevermind.

This week's penguin: All jobs should come with those perks.