This week's penguin: A place where it's just the purity of opinions without even the substance of a hobby.

This week's penguin: At least it will make a good story. Someday.

This week's penguin: Yet she still always seems to be in a really good mood.

This week's penguin: I'm surprised galleries aren't breaking down your door to be the first to show these.

This week's penguin: You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's objectively wrong.

This week's penguin: I can absolutely vouch for the sound effects.

This week's penguin: It's always a simple solution if someone else does it.

This week's penguin: The after Halloween party can be weirder than the day itself.

This week's penguin: When the warning sign itself is too scary.