This week's penguin: Who talks like that?

This week's penguin: There's no such thing as an accidental tail.

This week's penguin: Yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

This week's penguin: Some penguins never wear white hats after Labor Day!

This week's penguin: Penguin Turing Tests are hard!

This week's penguin: It doesn't always take tech to fix tech.

This week's penguin: Time off.