This week's penguin: Experimental physicist, maybe?

This week's penguin: And not in the good way.

This week's penguin: Sure, if you believe Big Internet...

This week's penguin: Moochiest deity ever.

This week's penguin: It's always gingers. Black cats have better things to do.

This week's penguin: Penguins are smart enough to have skipped synthetic data altogether.

This week's penguin: A survey of holiday seasonal disorders.