This week's penguin: Not what's generally meant by zero day, but oddly similar outcome.

This week's penguin: Mmmmm.... Road herrings!

This week's penguin: It's a transactional sort of religion.

This week's penguin: Calculating the orbits is the hard part.

This week's penguin: When only the best grawlixes will do.

This week's penguin: I have some time on my flippers so why not?

This week's penguin: Odd sort of romance.

This week's penguin: Two goals, one mollusk.

This week's penguin: The more herrings, the less bothered.

This week's penguin: A very good long time.

This week's penguin: Sometimes known as "artisan foraging."

This week's penguin: MegaMonopoly's CEO has a PhD in Asterisks.

This week's penguin: In theory, this always works.