Silly stereotypes...

Yes, it IS possible to sing THAT badly...

The search for alternatives.

Penguins on strike?

It's never too late to start a new tradition, anyway.

When nerds go shopping

There's a difference between "horror" and "horrible."

Extreme chocolate.

You just can't tell a scary story to some penguins...

Yes, they really ARE that good!

Uh oh... they ARE real...

The odd little critters are from Amputheatre, the world's goriest board game... and now, you can own your very own Truly Twisted Pipecleaner character. Yes, there are a few for sale - check out the gallery at ChenilleMacabre.com/

Which is weirder, the real news or the fake news?

For the penguin who has everything.