This week's penguin: Well, it _is_ good exercise. I hear.

This week's penguin: Or would that be an answer it can't question...?

This week's penguin: Anything to bring in more fans.

This week's penguin: Houdini (junior.)

This week's penguin: Chocoholic's dream vacation.

This week's penguin: The inverse relationship at gaming parties between drinking and vocal talent.

This week's penguin: Altruism only goes so far.

This week's penguin: Don't look at me - I majored in 'snacks.'

This week's penguin: It's probably a good thing you can only really see it when you're moulting...

This week's penguin: And it's really easy to stick to!

This week's penguin: On staying in character.

This week's penguin: When gaming gets dangerous...

This week's penguin: Or you could just stay home...