This week's penguin: Could be worse; could be that indoor ski resort in Dubai.

This week's penguin: And us humans totally appropriate Herring Feast Day from the penguins. Or is that just me?.

This week's penguin: It also works when you're applying to a company that makes games.

This week's penguin: For Mother's Day, go a little overboard.

This week's penguin: If I were a bird, I might try this too.

This week's penguin: Yes, but will it get you into a quality pre-school?

This week's penguin: OK, I misheard it too.

This week's penguin: The economy gets a little weirder.

This week's penguin: Technically, it's spring, so this happens to me a lot.

This week's penguin: I've always suspected this. http://pengcognito.com/?id=catphysics

This week's penguin: Well, I fell for it.

This week's penguin: Art. I know it when I see it.

This week's penguin: Yeah, that's a reasonable use for a time machine.