This week's penguin: How to live forever. Sort of.

This week's penguin: And then the nurse said "It could of been worse!"

This week's penguin: Live by the scandal, die by the scandal... or not.

This week's penguin: This has NEVER happened to me.

This week's penguin: The only situation where you'd look forward to homework.

This week's penguin: Now, if there was only a way to catch your own donuts... h

This week's penguin: Gadgets are always good. Especially gadgets that control other gadgets.

This week's penguin: My imaginary friends are all penguins, though.

This week's penguin: Of course, it depends on your definition of higher education.

This week's penguin: Could be worse; could be that indoor ski resort in Dubai.

This week's penguin: And us humans totally appropriate Herring Feast Day from the penguins. Or is that just me?.

This week's penguin: It also works when you're applying to a company that makes games.

This week's penguin: For Mother's Day, go a little overboard.