This week's penguin: Some do it for the glory, some for the challenge, some for the... herrings?

This week's penguin: Well, if you'd explained that to me in the first place...

This week's penguin: Not even with hazard pay?

This week's penguin: One fine day on the canal.

This week's penguin: How to live forever. Sort of.

This week's penguin: And then the nurse said "It could of been worse!"

This week's penguin: Live by the scandal, die by the scandal... or not.

This week's penguin: This has NEVER happened to me.

This week's penguin: The only situation where you'd look forward to homework.

This week's penguin: Now, if there was only a way to catch your own donuts... h

This week's penguin: Gadgets are always good. Especially gadgets that control other gadgets.

This week's penguin: My imaginary friends are all penguins, though.

This week's penguin: Of course, it depends on your definition of higher education.