This week's penguin: Parental ambition.

This week's penguin: And classes are free!

This week's penguin: This could solve the Post Office's Saturday delivery problems, too.

This week's penguin: At least, not for free.

This week's penguin: As close as it gets to Kafkaesque in the penguiverse.

This week's penguin: There is no spoon... anymore.

This week's penguin: And donuts are bad twice.

This week's penguin: Could be worse.Could have been yoga.

This week's penguin: Time travel can really take the fun out of procrastinating.

This week's penguin: Bombax vobis, autocorrect!

This week's penguin: Ripped - er, wrung from the headlines...

This week's penguin: They're penguins; they're used to it. #nemo

This week's penguin: Cats can be very literal.