This week's penguin: Great marketing idea.

This week's penguin: I'd buy a ticket!

This week's penguin: And I thought English was colorful...

This week's penguin: Plausible adorability.

This week's penguin: Recursive eating disorder...

This week's penguin: This is the way I'm going to order it.

This week's penguin: Hatchling labor laws?

This week's penguin: But then we'd all have one and that could get confusing.

This week's penguin: Or it could be me.

This week's penguin: Skips right over computer support penguin

This week's penguin: Not to be considered an excuse to drink yourself silly.

This week's penguin: Your cat may be doing science.

This week's penguin: You still might have to be rolled home.