This week's penguin: Compelling copy.

This week's penguin: What, gifts can’t have an agenda?

This week's penguin: There are plenty of stranger hobbies. Wait, I’m thinking…

This week's penguin: Plus, herrings were diverted from the contests.

This week's penguin: And there’s a mini black hole in the junk drawer, but it might have always been there…

This week's penguin: So you’ve _literally_ laughed some tail feathers off?

This week's penguin: When you realize you've grown up to be the auntie everyone warned you about...

This week's penguin: Even better, you can buy her another one next year.

This week's penguin: What to read if you like some tequila in your chamomile tea.

This week's penguin: Really REALLY realistic.

This week's penguin: What happens in Vegas penguins will totally blab about.

This week's penguin: And they're really competitive.

This week's penguin: Yes. They are.