This week's penguin: They also hate my robot T-Rex.

This week's penguin: Or, he might have just fed the kids.

This week's penguin: Or facts.

This week's penguin: May or may not contain earworm, depending on your age.

This week's penguin: Which could also explain those times it rains herrings.

This week's penguin: Stop quibbling. Start nibbling.

This week's penguin: I thought it was TV that puts the pounds on.

This week's penguin: Food can be art and vice-versa.

This week's penguin: Wishful thinking.

This week's penguin: Just old-fashioned.

This week's penguin: Which also explains the hat.

This week's penguin: And the litterbox is why we have hatchlings.

This week's penguin: Laziest password strategy ever.