This week's penguin: It's like a big red button labeled DON'T PUSH.

This week's penguin: Getting parts is tough, though.

This week's penguin: Or you could use it as a random number generator.

This week's penguin: They don't know how to use the command line, either.

This week's penguin: Make sure you post a picture of it first, though.

This week's penguin: Go ahead, try this at home. As long as you don't live near me.

This week's penguin: It’s a fine line between fashion and crazy. Too bad it’s not a fence.

This week's penguin: I only made one little change.

This week's penguin: Having a time machine means you can really indulge your hobbies.

This week's penguin: Your moment of (caffeinated) zen.

This week's penguin: "Cui bono" , or, "follow the herrings."

This week's penguin: Electronics goes 'fizzownt!'

This week's penguin: Because those idiots never say please.