This week's penguin: Get off my lawn.

This week's penguin: Two cute.

This week's penguin: Or it could just be projection.

This week's penguin: There'€™s probably a good market for mostly-obsolete hardware here.

This week's penguin: It's handy to have one just lying around in the lab.

This week's penguin: There's more than one way to scam a herring.

This week's penguin: This method also takes care of lunch.

This week's penguin: Not a low-calorie job, though.

This week's penguin: Completely and utterly impossible.

This week's penguin: Don't push it.

This week's penguin: The 'tipsy bridesmaid' shot is mandatory.

This week's penguin: And talking to tech support is also a challenge.

This week's penguin: You can make them out of anything really.