This week's penguin: Don't you hate it when you have a great joke lined up, and then you don't get to use it?

This week's penguin: And yet another downside to deep fakes.

This week's penguin: Ulterior motives? Never!

This week's penguin: Outranked by a butterfly?

This week's penguin: And no fair using actual fantasy technology!

This week's penguin: Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science.

This week's penguin: And it's an art project!

This week's penguin: 'Opportunity seekers' are just worth more.

This week's penguin: An ongoing discussion.

This week's penguin: Silly question.

This week's penguin: Or get the extra-large size you can swim in

This week's penguin: Fashion follows forecasts?

This week's penguin: If it looks too easy...