This week's penguin: On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat, but it's better when they do

This week's penguin: I could have sworn there was a Police Box in there, too!

This week's penguin: The best part is, they pay you

This week's penguin: Brunch is on the patio; hats don't fit through the door.

This week's penguin: And it explains so much.

This week's penguin: Coincidentally, also the easiest of the asks if you live in a cartoon.

This week's penguin: And only 16-hour shifts!

This week's penguin: Eternal dilemma.

This week's penguin: Herrings are always trending.

This week's penguin: Preferable to the alternative?

This week's penguin: It's a dirty job, but some bear has to do it.

This week's penguin: 'In a neat pile' really beats the alternatives.

This week's penguin: Secret superpower = donuts?