This week's penguin: Or you could do your hobby after dinner.

This week's penguin: Sturgeon's Law as applied to LLMs.

This week's penguin: There's no pleasing some penguins.

This week's penguin: In the Penguiverse, you only have to tell it once.

This week's penguin: It's pigs and those oyster-seed thingies, isn't it?

This week's penguin: Does this even count as a superpower?

This week's penguin: No, I said maybe _you_ could...

This week's penguin: The real reason for the cover-up.

This week's penguin: We should try it.

This week's penguin: When your life is already weird it can be hard to tell the difference.

This week's penguin: That's one way.

This week's penguin: And where would be the fun in that?

This week's penguin: Would make a good Halloween costume on a more agreeable cat.