This week's penguin: How to hate 3d video meetings as much as the 2d ones.

This week's penguin: There really is only the one answer.

This week's penguin: The beach isn't for everybear.

This week's penguin: Less authentic is OK.

This week's penguin: And now you know.

This week's penguin: Or you could do your hobby after dinner.

This week's penguin: Sturgeon's Law as applied to LLMs.

This week's penguin: There's no pleasing some penguins.

This week's penguin: In the Penguiverse, you only have to tell it once.

This week's penguin: It's pigs and those oyster-seed thingies, isn't it?

This week's penguin: Does this even count as a superpower?

This week's penguin: No, I said maybe _you_ could...

This week's penguin: The real reason for the cover-up.