This week's penguin: And early photographers had to deal with the soul-eating camera argument.

This week's penguin: Otherwise you'd fall off the edge.

This week's penguin: You don't actually need an AI for this.

This week's penguin: There is no try, only overdo.

This week's penguin: On going out (very very out.)

This week's penguin: Any time I want.

This week's penguin: It's called "memory curation", thank-you-very-much!

This week's penguin: But is it more or less flattering?

This week's penguin: Depends on what you're trying to accomplish.

This week's penguin: Come for the silly optimism, stay for the outrage?

This week's penguin: Do I even have to say the lawn thing?

This week's penguin: My other qualification is I am very, very drunk.

This week's penguin: Mother nature wants us to get out more...