This week's penguin: As close as it gets to Kafkaesque in the penguiverse.

This week's penguin: There is no spoon... anymore.

This week's penguin: And donuts are bad twice.

This week's penguin: Could be worse.Could have been yoga.

This week's penguin: Time travel can really take the fun out of procrastinating.

This week's penguin: Bombax vobis, autocorrect!

This week's penguin: Ripped - er, wrung from the headlines...

This week's penguin: They're penguins; they're used to it. #nemo

This week's penguin: Cats can be very literal.

This week's penguin: It was repetitive stress from eating chocolates too fast.

This week's penguin: Or when they get their pilot's license (flightless, my tailfeathers!)

This week's penguin: Some sportspenguins will do ANYTHING for a little publicity.

This week's penguin: And you have to find contractors who won't eat your walls.