This week's penguin: Alas, politician season doesn't mean you can shoot them.

This week's penguin: Frame it this way, and kids will want to learn to read, too.

This week's penguin: You can take the truth too far...

This week's penguin: Well, yes we can. But do we want to?

This week's penguin: I wouldn't open it. In case you were wondering.

This week's penguin: New criteria for deciding what's safe...

This week's penguin: So anything you don't like is proof that time travel doesn't exist?

This week's penguin: Or not...

This week's penguin: Reality is overrated.

This week's penguin: Or zombie hedge fund managers, even!

This week's penguin: Velociraptors would be even better, but they seem to prefer Krav Maga.

This week's penguin: Some of this is true.

This week's penguin: In the penguiverse, "catering" can be a pretty loose term.