This week's penguin: Stop quibbling. Start nibbling.

This week's penguin: I thought it was TV that puts the pounds on.

This week's penguin: Food can be art and vice-versa.

This week's penguin: Wishful thinking.

This week's penguin: Just old-fashioned.

This week's penguin: Which also explains the hat.

This week's penguin: And the litterbox is why we have hatchlings.

This week's penguin: Laziest password strategy ever.

This week's penguin: Except flame wars have an event horizon.

This week's penguin: Exercise: it’s not for getting fit, it’s for working up an appetite.

This week's penguin: Behavioral encouragement for Father’s Day.

This week's penguin: It is, but not the way they mean.

This week's penguin: I think mine was architected by Escher.