This week's penguin: FWIW, the chef medalled twice in the Precision Cleaver Throw event.

This week's penguin: Irresistibility overlap.

This week's penguin: But there isn't a "no stealing" sign!

This week's penguin: And still legal!

This week's penguin: Ending the decade with an eeeeeek!

This week's penguin: Also best app name ever.

This week's penguin: Debugging is a lot easier without the fixing part.

This week's penguin: On having a skill that is tough to automate.

This week's penguin: A penguin is 80 percent stomach. Me too.

This week's penguin: Bakers are makers.

This week's penguin: Highly unrealistic.

This week's penguin: And I thought _my_ hobbies were competitive...

This week's penguin: It would have been the Brady Bunch theme, but that doesn't make a good bear hat.