This week's penguin: Herrings are always trending.

This week's penguin: Preferable to the alternative?

This week's penguin: It's a dirty job, but some bear has to do it.

This week's penguin: 'In a neat pile' really beats the alternatives.

This week's penguin: Secret superpower = donuts?

This week's penguin: Anywhere! And I do mean that.

This week's penguin: Also that's the only thing the cheap old bird left to the family.

This week's penguin: Coffee-relativistic time dilation.

This week's penguin: I'm with the birds on the snow thing.

This week's penguin: Brain the size of a planet

This week's penguin: Hmm. Maybe they can glow in the dark too.

This week's penguin: Or mint the fridge as an NFT.

This week's penguin: Um, maybe