This week's penguin: Defensive? Me?

This week's penguin: Plus it keeps getting lighter, especially around the cargo.

This week's penguin: Or, never let philosophy get in the way of bonus food

This week's penguin: Bedroom then? No, because 'breakfast in bed...'

This week's penguin: One fine day at the beach.

This week's penguin: Next back yard trend: cheese plants?

This week's penguin: Now _that's_ a bluff!

This week's penguin: I prefer to say, 'particular.'

This week's penguin: But... my dignity is at stake!

This week's penguin: Tell you what, if you catch the bug I'll let you keep it.

This week's penguin: Vote. Whenever you get the chance.

This week's penguin: Depends on what you want to fix.

This week's penguin: Hats above all.