This week's penguin: We should try it.

This week's penguin: When your life is already weird it can be hard to tell the difference.

This week's penguin: That's one way.

This week's penguin: And where would be the fun in that?

This week's penguin: Would make a good Halloween costume on a more agreeable cat.

This week's penguin: The squabbling is so intense because the stakes are so small.

This week's penguin: More weird cat-related shopping.

This week's penguin: Also pizza, if you're not too judgy about the toppings.

This week's penguin: Self help, or help yourself.

This week's penguin: Older, wiser, also bigger stomach.

This week's penguin: Penguins sometimes wonder if the barf references ever strike non-birds as weird

This week's penguin: Sometimes commerce has to wait.

This week's penguin: There are probably other reasons.